Wind of Change

-The wind of change blows straight

Into the face of time

Like a stormwind that will ring

The freedom bell for peace of mind -

(Wind of Change by Scorpions)

Wind of change did not just blow, it huff and puff everything away. Well almost.

The tribe has spoken. You have been voted off the island! (Pun very intended).

It was all quiet and membosankan till last night. Tu dia. We could hear Robin saying, "Holy Crap Election, Batman! KaPoWWw!

Inilah salah satu contoh situasi - menyesal taik sejamban.

So what happen? Here's my 2 cents berkarat worth of thots. I don't really read papers, browse political blogs, watch the news, listen to people campaigning or seen any party's manifestos.

1. We just want to improve more and more
It's the year 2008. 50 tahun dah merdeka. But why there's still places without electricity. People living in poverty. Kids having to walk miles to school.

2. We want real changes
Instead of kami telah bersiap sedia menghadapi banjir, when will be the day, kami berjaya menghalang banjir. For goodness sake, fix it!No wonder folks in Shah Alam voted for the ops. They can't be overhauling their cars every year man!

3. We are Malaysians, not citizen from other country
STOP it with.. rakyat malaysia patut bersyukur, kerana di negara lain.... harga minyak/belacan/kain dalam/tol/selipar jepun/bedak sejuk lagi mahal. Aku peduli apa. Why must we compare with other people? Then why can we compare with US per say, where car is just a couple of thousands instead of ribu raban?

4. Kami bukan tak sekolah
You provide us free education. You send us abroad to further our studies. Some even graduated magna cum laude from ivy Leagues. and yet you are expected us to take bull like makanlah tempe utk kulit licin? Yenadey! Dah 30 tahun aku mkn tempe... ada jugak jerawat!

5. Kami bukan buta
When you say you want things to be telus/tranparent/see thru whatever.... bersih suci murni terpuji... tetiba ada plak anak beranak yang dibiar membuat apa sesuka hati. camner tu?

6. Kita dah moden, not stucked in 1960s
The internet has inflitrated the middle class, upper class. Semua org bandar dah tak kuasa. There's a lot of stuff being said here. Did anyone bother to care? Or just dismiss em saying ni semua berangan aje. Macam mana. Information is everywhere. At the snap of fingers. You can't expect to strategize and think that peoples midset are like zaman dolu-dolu. New blood and new ideas are needed!

PADE DOH!

Kepada yg menang

1. Please jgn membazir masa dgn issue bodoh seperti menyanyi lagu negaraku tak betul/ police shouldn't do body cavity checks/ salah guna bahasa like bocor/ tanah haram.

2.Bila bersidang tu tolong la dtg and berbincang. Bukannya tido. Or gaduh2 mcm budak darjah satu or ala2 rempit pakai sut. Nanti kitaorg jugak seronok tgk kat youtube

3. Berusaha la utk rakyat ni ha... jangan 6 bulan sekali baru nak tgk kawasan. Tu pun tak nak turun dari kete.

4. Share the wealth. Susah senang bersama. Sharing is caring.

5. Jgn keluar lagi issue AP. Sbb rakyat hidup merana jugak if AP tu bagi 10 ke bagi 100 ke.

6. Boley tak bila aku tgh drive kat jln.. kau tak lalu dgn polis excort lepas tu halau2 aku ke tepi jalan? Aku pun nak pergi keje jugak. Aku pun menyumbang pada ekonomi negara.

7. Pendek kata, jangan lah nak perabih boreh je.

Kepada yg memilih yg menang
1. Stand by your choice. Jgn menyesal kemudian hari.

2. Tak payah nak jadi hooligan tgh jalan. Aku tgk tv. Aku tau sape yg menang. Tak payah nak tolong jerit2kan

3. Jangan la memaki hamun lepas ni kalau porthole depan rumah 4 tahun tak bertampal.

Kepada yg nganga
1. 4 years is a long time to get your shit together. IMPROVE. Go with times. Listen to people. Look around. BUkak mata.

2. Always look on your plus points, Jgn berkempen.. mereka sudah takut dgn kita... Yo! Kau bukan pontianak org nak takut2. Nak jadi zombie kampung pisang pun tak tentu lepas.

Kepada yg haram tak memilih
1. YO YO YO get funky!

Last but not least, I will definitely miss the wisdom of such as below:
- Jika tidak mau membayar tol, naik itu lumbu punya kereta

- Mintri tak payah tido ka?

- Salah dia hanyalah dia tidak memadam lampu

Akhir kata, APA KEJADAH, KEJADAH HARAM, HARAM BEJADAH kepada semua.

Selamat malam!